i can’t believe that portal, a game about two women angrily flirting, managed to become another fandom about a skinny white british man. shit was so disappointing..



I don’t think I can do any of these.

Agreed. My form of working out is this wicked workout where you have to be sure your laptop doesn’t fall and your cat doesn’t get upset while you pick up your chips that fell from the ground


She has a mouth like unswept glass—-when you least expect it she cuts you.

Junot Diaz, “Otravida, Otravez (via luciaferr)




call me a conspiracy theorist here, but I think one of those is not a cat

Shhh. It believes so it is.

In a different universe, these are the normal cats, and ones on all fours are not.

(Source: unamusedsloth)


*me pointing to two anime girls in love* thats a canon yuri pairing
*fanbase crying voice*  No.. you dont underknow .. Stop.. thats not a yuri you are wrong… please… please stop watching this anime theyre just friends… You cannot say this fake thing 
*me pointing to two anime girls in love* luv this canon yuri pairing



I play a very dangerous game

it’s not my fault people have the gall to make attractive OCs

"Shh I’m gonna try and get that for you"is the single best description for my relationship with my OC ever