There’s the one staying put in his proper place
And the one with his foot in the other one’s face

(Source: yyagami)


it’s possible that this laptop wasn’t built for five years of literally 24-hour-a-day use

(Source: baby-fish-mouth)


all of my friends: why dont u ever talk to me anymore? its been so long wtf

me: here pl;ease look at this thesis i wrote about how inadequate i see myself and how it effects literally every aspect of my social life