toocooltobehipster:

i hate when guys are like “guys can’t wear makeup, if we’re ugly there’s nothing we can do”

like yes you can wear makeup???? literally nobody is stopping you lol

I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store. 

(Source: bellecosby)

breakcorechoirboy:

cknd:

dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join

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dggus:

i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings

docgelegentlich:

snowybean1234:

turntechgoddamnit:

toastradamus:

pizzaforpresident:

WHY ARE THERE STRAPS ON HIS LEGS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD

POWER TO MAIN THRUSTERS
ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO

TURBO SHIT

BUT HE’S STILL WEARING HIS PANTS

pants aren’t an issue when you’re QUANTUM SHITTING THROUGH THE nTH DIMENSION

docgelegentlich:

snowybean1234:

turntechgoddamnit:

toastradamus:

pizzaforpresident:

WHY ARE THERE STRAPS ON HIS LEGS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD

POWER TO MAIN THRUSTERS

ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO

TURBO SHIT

BUT HE’S STILL WEARING HIS PANTS

pants aren’t an issue when you’re QUANTUM SHITTING THROUGH THE nTH DIMENSION

(Source: doyouknow-whoyouare)

thomas-kun asked
I swear thomas is gonna kill someone

electromance:

thomas-kun:

ballotminou:

thomas-kun:

ballotminou:

thomas-kun:

electromance:

thomas-kun:

electromance:

thomas-kun:

electromance:

thomas-kun:

electromance:

thomas-kun:

electromance:

thomas-kun:

electromance:

F R E E H I M

H E H A S A L W A Y S B E E N F R E E

I M P R I S O N H I M A N D T H E N F R E E H I M

H E ’ L L B R E A K O U T O F P R I S O N

H E I S U N S T O P P A B L E

C H O O C H O O T H O M A S T H E T R A I N C O M I N G T H R O U G H

R U N 

K N O C K I N G B A G U E T T E S O U T T H E W A Y

imageI H A V E Y O U R A V O C A D O B R O T H E R S 

M Y F A M I L Y! W H A T H A V E Y O U D O N E????

imageR E G R E T 

M U R D E R E R

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE

SHE MURDERED MY FAMILY!

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KITTY

 D E L I C I O U S 

R E G R E T 

plaguewitch489:

liketogethertogether:

homoerotic-confections:

grandma has been run over by a reindeer every Christmas eve since 1979 and frankly i’m beginning to believe it isn’t an accident

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#so get this #you know that christmas song

LMAO.

(Source: guropone)

officialkia:

pennameverity:

This is Duolingo, a language-learning website/app that deserves some serious recognition. It offers over 10 languages for English speakers, as well as courses for non-English speakers around the world, and they’re in the process of adding more. 
But wait, I don’t want to do any more schoolwork! Not to worry little one, Duolingo is actually more like a game. You can compete with friends, and earn “lingots” (which are basically Duolingo money) to buy power-ups, extra activities, and bonus skills - like Flirting.

I’m already taking a language, what do I need this for? 
It’s not really a secret that most school language courses (in America, anyway) suck and only teach you to speak the language at about a third grader’s level. Which is why Duolingo is so freaking awesome.
Teachers can’t give every student individualized attention, but Duolingo can. If you’re not learning the way you want to or as much as you want to in the classroom, Duolingo is a really great resource. It’s easy, tailored to you, and really effective.

Duolingo tracks your progress and reminds you when you haven’t studied for a while or need a refresher on something. Already semi-fluent in a language? No problem, just take a shortcut to more advanced subjects or test out of the lesson. 
The lessons start with the basics (he, she, hello, thank you, etc) and move up to harder stuff. Duolingo focuses on vocabulary first, so you can learn the language and then the grammar that goes with it - much simpler than the system most schools use. It also tracks the number of words you’ve learned and how well you know them.

And you don’t even have to write out the flashcards!
Duolingo is perfect for reviewing everything you forgot over the summer or giving you the extra help you need. And if you’re trying to learn a language on your own, it’s fantastic - you don’t have to create your own lessons. Whether you’re trying to learn your second, third, or fifth language, I seriously recommend Duolingo.
Okay, what else?
Duolingo also has discussion boards, where you can ask for help with a hard lesson, make new friends, watch for updates, and share your achievements.
Even better is the Immersion feature. It won’t send you to Spain or France, but it’s pretty awesome. Duolingo takes real articles from the internet, which users translate. You can translate articles from your native language into the language you’re learning or vice versa, which gives you more experience and makes the Internet more universal.
You can suggest new languages and track Duolingo’s progress in creating new courses. Bilinguals (older than 13) can help to create these courses. Duolingo has a long list of courses that can be contributed to, like Punjabi, Hebrew, and Vietnamese. Oh, and Dothraki, Klingon, Sindarin, and Esperanto.
And the best part? IT’S COMPLETELY FREE. 
If you love languages or just want to pass French class this year, USE DUOLINGO. Download the app and practice a language while you wait for the bus instead of playing Angry Birds!

Coolest app I’ve ever downloaded.

officialkia:

pennameverity:

This is Duolingo, a language-learning website/app that deserves some serious recognition. It offers over 10 languages for English speakers, as well as courses for non-English speakers around the world, and they’re in the process of adding more. 

But wait, I don’t want to do any more schoolwork! Not to worry little one, Duolingo is actually more like a game. You can compete with friends, and earn “lingots” (which are basically Duolingo money) to buy power-ups, extra activities, and bonus skills - like Flirting.

image

I’m already taking a language, what do I need this for? 

It’s not really a secret that most school language courses (in America, anyway) suck and only teach you to speak the language at about a third grader’s level. Which is why Duolingo is so freaking awesome.

Teachers can’t give every student individualized attention, but Duolingo can. If you’re not learning the way you want to or as much as you want to in the classroom, Duolingo is a really great resource. It’s easy, tailored to you, and really effective.

image

Duolingo tracks your progress and reminds you when you haven’t studied for a while or need a refresher on something. Already semi-fluent in a language? No problem, just take a shortcut to more advanced subjects or test out of the lesson. 

The lessons start with the basics (he, she, hello, thank you, etc) and move up to harder stuff. Duolingo focuses on vocabulary first, so you can learn the language and then the grammar that goes with it - much simpler than the system most schools use. It also tracks the number of words you’ve learned and how well you know them.

image

And you don’t even have to write out the flashcards!

Duolingo is perfect for reviewing everything you forgot over the summer or giving you the extra help you need. And if you’re trying to learn a language on your own, it’s fantastic - you don’t have to create your own lessons. Whether you’re trying to learn your second, third, or fifth language, I seriously recommend Duolingo.

Okay, what else?

Duolingo also has discussion boards, where you can ask for help with a hard lesson, make new friends, watch for updates, and share your achievements.

Even better is the Immersion feature. It won’t send you to Spain or France, but it’s pretty awesome. Duolingo takes real articles from the internet, which users translate. You can translate articles from your native language into the language you’re learning or vice versa, which gives you more experience and makes the Internet more universal.

You can suggest new languages and track Duolingo’s progress in creating new courses. Bilinguals (older than 13) can help to create these courses. Duolingo has a long list of courses that can be contributed to, like Punjabi, Hebrew, and Vietnamese. Oh, and Dothraki, Klingon, Sindarin, and Esperanto.

And the best part? IT’S COMPLETELY FREE. 

If you love languages or just want to pass French class this year, USE DUOLINGO. Download the app and practice a language while you wait for the bus instead of playing Angry Birds!

Coolest app I’ve ever downloaded.

tavr0ss:

derpyhornets:

cookiesincoffeecans:

overnight-shipping:

tavr0ss:

lord-derse:

tiredskeleton:

dudbot:

the-caltronian:

nymm-kirimoto:

dittothedildo:

itissilent:

troywagnervevo:

tavr0ss:

i’m ready 4 freddy

I’m ready 4 freddy

i’m ready 4 freddy

I’m ready 4 Freddy

I’m ready 4 Freddy

i’m ready 4 freddy

i’m ready 4 freddy

im ready 4 freddy

My Body Is Ready For Freddy In Beddy



#DID U JUST USE MY FCUKIN ICON AS A REACTION IMAGE

i think they did

I’m gonna die

this post is a fucking trainwreck i hate this website

tavr0ss:

derpyhornets:

cookiesincoffeecans:

overnight-shipping:

tavr0ss:

lord-derse:

tiredskeleton:

dudbot:

the-caltronian:

nymm-kirimoto:

dittothedildo:

itissilent:

troywagnervevo:

tavr0ss:

i’m ready 4 freddy

I’m ready 4 freddy

i’m ready 4 freddy

I’m ready 4 Freddy

I’m ready 4 Freddy

i’m ready 4 freddy

i’m ready 4 freddy

im ready 4 freddy

My Body Is Ready For Freddy In Beddy

image

i think they did

I’m gonna die

this post is a fucking trainwreck i hate this website

teddytrumpet:

gotpasta:

cosbyykidd:

sickomobb:

ghivashels:

colinmorgasms:

what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth

what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson

what if obama stopped exterminating the middle eastern population with drones

what if obama lowered my gotdamn tuition

What if everyone gets educated and stops acting like the President can make decisions for the country by themselves

^that one 

thomas-kun asked
I swear thomas is gonna kill someone

electromance:

thomas-kun:

electromance:

electromance:

F R E E H I M

 

 D E L I C I O U S 

R E G R E T 

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bakasukebe:

fun fact, the weird scene in death note where L dries Light’s feet is actually a metaphor for how in the bible Jesus cleaned Judas’s feet right before he betrayed him
so basically L knew Light was going to kill him and felt betrayed because Light was his friend